Freeman's Mind： Episode 59-m81ZTHk9eT8.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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[straining]

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Yeah, I can't lift this.

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We should've designed this suit to have pneumatic jacks built into the arms.

#500:00:24,249→00:00:25,701

Can I climb out of here?

#600:00:26,464→00:00:28,878

No, it doesn't reach the ceiling.

#700:00:28,878→00:00:32,301

Maybe I should stop this gas filling the room, huh?

#800:00:32,301→00:00:36,441

I'm glad they have a valve here to stop it; this must happen often.

#900:00:36,441→00:00:38,176

Oh, this is new.

#1000:00:38,176→00:00:40,601

Yeah, this was sealed; there was no hatch.

#1100:00:41,651→00:00:45,364

Why would we build a ladder going up to a grate you can't open?

#1200:00:45,364→00:00:47,298

Is this a dungeon?

#1300:00:47,298→00:00:48,632

Yeah, maybe.

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[sneezes]

#1500:00:49,694→00:00:52,029

Like, the ladder is just to tease the prisoners

#1600:00:52,029→00:00:54,456

to thinking they can see the sky through the grate,

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except it's a trick because they're still inside a dome.

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SCIENTIST: I seem to be seriously wounded.

#1900:00:58,785→00:01:00,009

Yeah, don't touch me.

#2000:01:00,009→00:01:01,485

SCIENTIST: I don't think I can last much longer.

#2100:01:01,485→00:01:03,162

Well, this IS a dungeon.

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SCIENTIST: STAAH!

#2300:01:03,790→00:01:04,300

What?

#2400:01:05,539→00:01:08,554

Oh, I'm sorry! Were you using that ammo?!

#2500:01:08,554→00:01:10,052

Could've fooled me!

#2600:01:10,052→00:01:12,473

So, those are literally your last words?

#2700:01:12,473→00:01:15,219

Screaming at somebody not to touch your stuff.

#2800:01:15,219→00:01:17,826

Boy, you lived a fulfilling life, huh?

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[strange yowling noise]

#3000:01:19,243→00:01:20,889

[strange yowling noise] Okay...

#3100:01:20,889→00:01:23,805

[strange yowling noise] that's definitely more than one ghost.

#3200:01:23,805→00:01:25,033

What am I looking at?

#3300:01:25,965→00:01:27,641

[Geiger counter ticking] No!

#3400:01:27,641→00:01:29,018

[Geiger counter ticking] Hey, you're a witness!

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[Geiger counter ticking]

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[Geiger counter ticking] Fuck, this even MORE radioactive.

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[Geiger counter ticking] This is exactly the kind of clicking

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[Geiger counter ticking] I don't want to be hearing.

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[Geiger counter ticking] I don't like performing

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[Geiger counter ticking] Dance of the Geiger Counter.

#4100:01:39,862→00:01:40,879

Hey, uhh...

#4200:01:40,879→00:01:43,267

Oh, okay, you're busy. That's good.

#4300:01:44,635→00:01:48,260

Oh, here we go! Oh, wow!

#4400:01:48,260→00:01:49,922

Perfect!

#4500:01:49,922→00:01:52,978

I could use some popcorn for this!

#4600:01:52,978→00:01:55,422

Might want to fire your gun there...

#4700:01:55,422→00:01:56,353

No?

#4800:01:56,353→00:01:58,769

Okay, that's just me.

#4900:01:58,769→00:02:03,991

This guy is giving a performance! I respect that.

#5000:02:03,991→00:02:08,345

I should get a good grip in case his body hits me on the way down.

#5100:02:08,345→00:02:12,481

Ah hah! Someone's spying on me! I knew it!

#5200:02:12,481→00:02:16,100

Or maybe he's motioning for me to follow him but I'm not going to.

#5300:02:17,946→00:02:19,234

Hey, what the hell?

#5400:02:22,098→00:02:26,338

It was just a zombie making him move around like it's a giant puppet show.

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I don't like the implications of this.

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All they've been doing so far is running into walls and acting angry at the world,

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and now they're playing Punch and Judy with the bodies.

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The other was dragging it around like it was a teddy bear.

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I don't know if it's a sign of growing intelligence or something else.

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Well, you don't disappoint! You don't change a bit!

#6100:02:49,722→00:02:52,494

I can always count on you to be horrible.

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Simple and horrible.

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[kzzt]

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Excuse me?

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I... thought I heard someone. Someone green.

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Or, maybe I really have caught a bullet in the head and I'm hearing colors now.

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I don't think synesthesia's contagious but

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the sky's the limit when you've got head trauma.

#6900:03:12,432→00:03:14,998

Anyway, if the zombies are getting smarter,

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I think the next logical step is for them to steal the soldiers' uniforms

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and pretend to be one of them.

#7200:03:20,138→00:03:23,590

They would get shot, but the soldiers shoot each other anyway.

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I estimate the zombies would have about a 50% success rate

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at infiltrating us if they tried that.

#7500:03:29,312→00:03:32,548

The soldiers would look at them and think they're sick or...

#7600:03:32,548→00:03:34,796

well, I don't know WHAT goes through their heads.

#7700:03:34,796→00:03:35,567

Ehh...

#7800:03:39,200→00:03:41,734

No, you go first! It's cool. I can wait.

#7900:03:46,182→00:03:49,467

This is NOT a line I'm in a rush to get through.

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It just really doesn't pay to be in front here.

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If I thought I could pull it off, I would put the zombie in MY suit

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and just march him out here.

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The military would kill him then say, "Yep, we got Freeman. Our job's done here."

#8400:04:03,911→00:04:06,632

I'm pretty sure they would buy it.

#8500:04:06,632→00:04:12,109

I mean, look at-- Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Option 3: the most likely option.

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[teleportation sound] Yah!

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People keep interrupting me!

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But, yeah, Option 3 is the military is rock stupid.

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Like frightening stupid.

#9000:04:23,482→00:04:30,023

Like crash-planes-into-buildings-bomb-your- own-troops-and-shoot-half-your-squad stupid.

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"Duh... whoops! I killed the wrong guy again!"

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Like maybe the only soldiers that aren't literally retarded

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either have non-combative duty or else they're overseas.

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So, what I'm seeing is all that's left.

#9500:04:47,239→00:04:49,000

This isn't THAT hard.

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I mean, c'mon, these are walking green Tasers.

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I don't think I want to wait on THIS crowd.

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See, this is what I mean. That guy was just walking casually in the center of the room,

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exposed.

#10000:05:04,570→00:05:09,503

Did he have headphones on? Have music playing so loud you can't hear gunshots?

#10100:05:09,503→00:05:12,697

They might sell earbuds like that. I'm not sure.

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Must've been pretty good music since I'm assuming he had his eyes closed

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since there were green bolts of electricity flying around.

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Or maybe that just happened to fit the beat

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so that he didn't give it much conscious thought until it was too late.

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Music soothes even the...

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spaced-out Marine who forgot he was in the middle of a warzone, apparently.

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Shit, if I could document this,

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I could publish this as a research paper on the way out the door!

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Because, that's how I roll.

#11100:05:38,686→00:05:42,825

I lose my job, I have a research paper before I'm out the building!

#11200:05:42,825→00:05:47,244

No, wait, shit. I'm a fugitive and I killed a lot of people. I forgot.

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So, I guess that guard broke the door because he was bored.

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Where do I go now?

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[door buzzes]

#11600:05:53,004→00:05:57,052

C'mon! There has to be a ventilation shaft here somewhere.

#11700:05:57,052→00:05:59,367

What's this? Is this a security station?

#11800:06:00,942→00:06:05,485

No, this is for mixing music. Maybe the guard's a DJ on the side.

#11900:06:05,485→00:06:08,699

There HAS to be a shaft. We have great airflow here.

#12000:06:08,699→00:06:13,184

In all my time at Black Mesa I've never seen anyone suffocate in their office

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or black out because of carbon dioxide poisoning.

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That hasn't been true at all jobs I've worked at.

#12300:06:18,782→00:06:20,615

Oh, you broke it good, huh?

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How did--WAHH!

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[vortigaunts charging up]

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[vortigaunt bolt]

#12700:06:22,810→00:06:28,142

Oh, so you HERDED them there! You really ARE a space rancher! That's awesome!

#12800:06:28,142→00:06:31,180

Well, I hate to do this to you, but I have to put them down.

#12900:06:31,180→00:06:32,731

I need you to step over here.

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GUARD: We might live longer if we work together.

#13100:06:34,135→00:06:35,787

Yeah, c'mon waggle-jaw.

#13200:06:35,787→00:06:38,895

I'll be humane about this... not that I care about that,

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but I do care about quick so our goals are the same.

#13400:06:41,842→00:06:43,934

Oh, what the hell? How did I miss that?

#13500:06:44,905→00:06:48,870

Okay, that wasn't supposed to happen and now I've spooked the animals,

#13600:06:48,870→00:06:51,013

so let's just do this the traditional way.

#13700:06:51,013→00:06:53,845

Our colleague down in the dungeon would've wanted this.

#13800:06:53,845→00:06:56,739

Or, maybe he just wanted to be buried with his shotgun shells,

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but what do we care? He's dead.

#14000:06:58,699→00:06:59,984

Now, does this work?

#14100:06:59,984→00:07:02,173

Yep! Here we go! Are you watching this?

#14200:07:02,773→00:07:03,500

Oh, yeah!

#14300:07:05,812→00:07:06,434

Ho!

#14400:07:08,366→00:07:09,133

Whoa!

#14500:07:09,974→00:07:10,467

Christ...

#14600:07:11,079→00:07:13,275

I got a little carried away there.

#14700:07:13,275→00:07:15,359

I'm glad nothing ricocheted at me.

#14800:07:15,359→00:07:17,968

And now the job gets more complicated.

#14900:07:20,112→00:07:22,724

See, it was better when you were all packed together.

#15000:07:22,724→00:07:25,316

I mean, c'mon, safety in numbers, right?

#15100:07:25,316→00:07:26,100

[vortigese]

#15200:07:27,371→00:07:28,734

Exactly.

#15300:07:31,384→00:07:33,067

Eh, I spoke too soon.

#15400:07:35,823→00:07:37,665

Now, are there any more of you here?

#15500:07:37,665→00:07:40,099

Drinking some soda? No?

#15600:07:40,099→00:07:42,417

Well, I have to say I'm impressed.

#15700:07:42,417→00:07:46,088

That guy herded six of them into this hallway. That takes talent.

#15800:07:46,088→00:07:48,618

I wasn't the only one thinking outside the box.

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Y'know, one of my regrets about leaving here

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is I didn't get to do all the experiments I wanted.

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Like I wanted to slip Rohypnol into the coffee pot for a few weeks

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and observe how that affected people's work habits.

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[scientist screaming] Waah!

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Oh.

#16500:08:02,129→00:08:03,685

You're not real.

#16600:08:03,685→00:08:04,367

Ha ha.

#16700:08:05,249→00:08:07,246

Man, you two aren't dead yet?

#16800:08:07,246→00:08:09,670

Oh, right, I just saved you.

#16900:08:09,670→00:08:10,687

You're welcome.

#17000:08:10,687→00:08:12,143

You can pay me, y'know.

#17100:08:12,143→00:08:13,277

I take cash. SCIENTIST: Freeman!

#17200:08:13,277→00:08:15,107

SCIENTIST: Who would've thought you'd still be alive!

#17300:08:15,107→00:08:18,381

Oh, funny man! You're saying that to me!

#17400:08:18,381→00:08:21,448

Well, you ARE cowering in my presence appropriately

#17500:08:21,448→00:08:23,532

so I guess I can't be too hard on you.

#17600:08:23,532→00:08:25,661

Okay, you get to live.

#17700:08:25,661→00:08:29,550

But I'm going to need you to stand there and smack yourself in the head repeatedly, alright?

#17800:08:29,550→00:08:30,875

GUARD: Bring it on!

#17900:08:30,875→00:08:32,131

Who's he talking to?

#18000:08:32,131→00:08:33,234

There's no one here. GUARD: Hey, Gordon.

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GUARD: It can't get any worse than this, can it?

#18200:08:35,087→00:08:38,404

Uh, no. This is the absolute worst it can get.

#18300:08:38,404→00:08:41,161

I can't imagine anything worse than what you've seen.

#18400:08:41,161→00:08:42,791

GUARD: You have any idea what's going on?

#18500:08:42,791→00:08:46,109

Oh, my God. You people are all hopeless.

#18600:08:46,109→00:08:50,052

You say that like a bored kid wanting to know what time lunch is.

#18700:08:50,052→00:08:51,524

I can't help you.

#18800:08:51,524→00:08:54,014

You shouldn't have even made it this far in life.

#18900:08:54,014→00:08:57,956

You lack basic problem-solving skills. That's so fundamental.

#19000:08:57,956→00:08:59,751

You need to be in a home.

#19100:08:59,751→00:09:02,979

Okay, good. This doesn't even have a code so I don't need you.

#19200:09:02,979→00:09:05,383

You're going to die here. I'm sorry.

#19300:09:05,383→00:09:06,142

There's no way

#19400:09:06,142→00:09:07,297

[fzzt]

#19500:09:07,297→00:09:10,534

Shit, something's happening. I think I'm having flashbacks.

#19600:09:11,752→00:09:12,632

HEADCRABBED SCIENTIST: Is someone there?

#19700:09:12,632→00:09:13,823

Oh, God....

#19800:09:13,823→00:09:15,873

HEADCRABBED SCIENTIST: I... I can't see a thing...

#19900:09:15,873→00:09:17,667

Okay, I'll try to get it off.

#20000:09:18,460→00:09:19,736

Shit, did I hit him?

#20100:09:19,736→00:09:21,220

I don't want to think about this.

#20200:09:21,220→00:09:21,734

[houndeye squeals]

#20300:09:22,714→00:09:25,200

Yeah, you're next, you hopping maggot!

#20400:09:25,745→00:09:28,100

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANT YOUR ADVICE?!

#20500:09:29,307→00:09:33,909

Shit... everyone's trying to tell me what to do; ghost, aliens, people,

#20600:09:33,909→00:09:36,316

they're never going to stop until they're all dead.

#20700:09:36,316→00:09:37,234

Except the ghost.

#20800:09:37,869→00:09:38,834

OHHH!

#20900:09:39,872→00:09:41,377

MOTHERFUCKER!

#21000:09:41,377→00:09:43,155

YOU'RE IN ON IT, TOO!

#21100:09:43,155→00:09:44,067

AND YOU!

#21200:09:45,116→00:09:46,342

They ambushed me!

#21300:09:46,342→00:09:48,705

They ARE getting more intelligent!

#21400:09:48,705→00:09:50,987

That was an honest-to-God trap!

#21500:09:50,987→00:09:53,280

I think the hopper was just bait!

#21600:09:53,280→00:09:55,176

He lured me in there!

#21700:09:55,176→00:09:57,719

Well, that's one problem solved.

#21800:09:57,719→00:09:59,006

Guess I hit him after all.

#21900:09:59,006→00:10:01,810

[door buzzes] Oh, come ON!

#22000:10:01,810→00:10:03,885

Shit, maybe he ran in there.

#22100:10:03,885→00:10:06,848

Well, will the guard help me after what I said?

#22200:10:06,848→00:10:11,123

He may be too stupid to be offended, but he may not even know the code.

#22300:10:11,123→00:10:13,167

Screw it. I don't want the drama.

#22400:10:13,167→00:10:16,110

I'll take the shaft that looks like an exposed ribcage.

#22500:10:16,110→00:10:18,310

If I have to wrestle with the maggot thing in here,

#22600:10:18,310→00:10:21,022

I'm pretty sure I'm going to remember that the rest of my life.

#22700:10:21,022→00:10:25,186

I mean, I'm going to remember a lot of this, but some things cut deeper than others.

#22800:10:25,186→00:10:26,624

[thumping, gargantua growling]

#22900:10:26,624→00:10:31,735

Oh... wide load coming through... everybody back up.

#23000:10:31,735→00:10:33,167

[gargantua roaring] Uh...

#23100:10:34,167→00:10:38,602

Oh, shit. Looks like the bridge clearance was too low.

#23200:10:38,602→00:10:42,618

Maybe he'll smash a way out of here and I can just follow in his wake.

#23300:10:42,618→00:10:45,465

And we have locked blast doors here, too,

#23400:10:45,465→00:10:48,557

because, apparently we anticipated this sort of thing.

#23500:10:48,557→00:10:51,362

I mean, the ceiling was built high enough for him.

#23600:10:51,362→00:10:54,771

You could perform a full trapeze act in this room.

#23700:10:54,771→00:10:57,150

Well, this is pretty convenient, really.

#23800:10:57,150→00:11:01,346

Yeah, why not? I'll give this a try as soon as the electricity dies down some.

#23900:11:01,346→00:11:04,403

Then I won't be stunned before dropping down twenty feet.

#24000:11:04,403→00:11:08,367

Chuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachugga chuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachugga!

#24100:11:08,866→00:11:10,379

Ah, that's better.

#24200:11:10,379→00:11:12,560

But now we have an air vent dragon.

#24300:11:12,560→00:11:14,570

Wait, no, too loud.

#24400:11:14,570→00:11:15,585

FUCK YOU!

#24500:11:15,585→00:11:18,601

I HATE YOU AND I'M GONNA GO KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY NOW!

#24600:11:19,493→00:11:20,938

Y'know, the joke's gonna be on me

#24700:11:20,938→00:11:24,524

if I find out later that these things actually taste good when cooked

#24800:11:24,524→00:11:26,436

and we're raising them in a few years,

#24900:11:26,436→00:11:28,474

but I just don't see that--WAAAH!

#25000:11:28,474→00:11:30,047

Oh, lucky...

#25100:11:30,047→00:11:32,271

I should do something...! SCIENTIST: Get back!

#25200:11:32,271→00:11:34,378

[scientist screaming]

#25300:11:34,378→00:11:37,408

I'm kind of freezing up here! What am I doing?!

#25400:11:37,408→00:11:39,067

This is good, I think!

#25500:11:41,503→00:11:44,400

No, this isn't working! Let's do it some more!

#25600:11:45,226→00:11:46,017

C'mon!

#25700:11:46,017→00:11:46,517

God!

#25800:11:46,517→00:11:48,049

GUARD: HEY! AAAAAAH!

#25900:11:48,049→00:11:49,754

Get out of there, moron!

#26000:11:49,754→00:11:51,523

Oh, fuuuck!

#26100:11:51,523→00:11:53,058

THIS IS BULLSHIT!

#26200:11:53,058→00:11:55,608

EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN DOING UP UNTIL THIS POINT

#26300:11:55,608→00:11:59,444

WAS SO I WOULD NOT BE IN THIS EXACT SITUATION!

#26400:11:59,444→00:12:04,734

BUT NONE OF IT MATTERS BECAUSE GIANT ALIENS ARE DETERMINED TO FUCK ME ANY WAY THEY CAN!

#26500:12:05,594→00:12:06,534

WAAAAAAAAAH!

#26600:12:07,617→00:12:09,833

OH, THAT'S IT! NOW, I'M DEAD!

#26700:12:09,833→00:12:11,682

I AM DEAD NOW!

#26800:12:11,682→00:12:14,267

NOBODY'S GONNA KNOW HOW AWESOME I AM!

#26900:12:14,611→00:12:17,334

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK!